HUSBAND : hey dear , I am logged in. WIFE : would you like to have some snacks ? HUSBAND :disk full. WIFE : have brought me cinema tickets ? HUSBAND: bad command. WIFE :but I told you about it in the morning. HUSBAND :erroneous syntex,retry,cancel. WIFE : oh god ! OK, where is your salary ? HUSBAND :file in use ,try after some time. WIFE :at least gime me your credit card ,I can do some shopping. HUSBAND :access denied. WIFE : I made mistake in marrying you. HUSBAND : data type mismatch. WIFE :what is my use in your life? HUSBAND :unknown virus detected. WIFE : do you love me or your machine ? HUSBAND :many parameters. WIFE : I will leave you forever. HUSBAND : close all programs and log out for another user. WIFE : waste talking to you. HUSBAND :shut down the computer. WIFE : I am going HUSBAND:safe to turn off the computer.
Silly answer: A prince saw a boy who looks exactly like himself and asked him a question. "Have ur mother ever been worked in our palace? " The boy replied "No sir, but my father."
Bill payment: A film actress asked a shopkeeper showing a perfume bottle. "How much this costs?" Shopkeeper answered "Five kisses madam" Actress replied "Ok, pack it. My grandmother will pay the bill"
How is it possible?.. An American, a Russian and an Indian are discussing... American : Our air crafts fly high touching the sky. Other two: How is it possible? American : Not exactly, one inch below. Russian : Our submarines drown touching the bottom of the sea. Other two : How is it possible? Russian : Not exactly, One inch above. Indian : Our Indians speak in phone with nose. Other two : How is it possible? Indian : Not exactly, One inch below.